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Monday 28 September 2015

Pak PM Nawaz Sharif Promotes “Live In Pakistan” in US To Counter Modi’s “Digital India”

Pakistan team lead by its PM Nawaz Sharif planning to meet the top arms manufacturing industrialists, drug dealers in United States to promote its terror-free “Live in Pakistan” campaign. This concept is part of pulling legs of India’s growth and to counter its neighbors “Make In India” and “Digital India” programs conceptualized by India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

As per “Just In” sources, the birth of “Live in Pakistan” strategy was old and devised long back after series of discussions with country’s pressure, military and Islamic terror groups co-ordinated by ISI. In his talks with top arms manufacturing giants, PM Nawaz Sharif will explain on how Osama Bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Mullah Omar, Hafiz Muhammad Saeed, Dawood Ibrahim, Maulana Masood Azhar have become some of many real beneficiaries of this program.

For the first time, Pakistani leader will also likely to give more inputs and statistical data on availability of country’s abundant human resources, skilled bomb-making labor, globally recognized terror training camps for smooth functioning of services to any group and ever increasing demand for guns and bombs in his country.

Following these unfolding incidents few ultra intellectual Indian journalists with deep rooted, hot line contacts in Pakistani power circles who are much worried about Modi’s popularity growth on global stage have concluded that before things turn to war like situation at borders especially in Jammu and Kashmir, Indian PM should proactively resume talks with Pakistani administration in United States, in the same hotel where two leaders are staying and silently help them to increase their channel TRP ratings resulting better bread and butter for them.

 

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