Chinese Onions To Bring Down Prices To Rs 30 per Kg In India

Following a steep hike in the onion prices to Rs 70-80 per Kg in India, Chinese entrepreneurs are on toes to grab this wonderful business opportunity and made promises that they are ready to export Chinese made onions to India with a price lower than Rs 30 per kg.

The importers and retailers in India are awaiting for the official confirmation from Indian authorities about this gesture from neighbors.  Some of the aam aadmi customers and shop owners in market have switched to their TV sets to know latest update about this deal because this will have a lot impact on Indian retail market, and expected to compete with future WalMart stores in onion segment.

One of the hard-core fans of Congress party from Hyderabad said that he is expecting his party spokes- person Renuka Chowdhary or Manish Tiwary to address the press conference in all Indian languages with some Chinese translation with expectation that this economic deal is bound to bridge the gaps that were hampered on Chinese military incursion into Indian Territory.

Initially these Chinese onions are expected to sell in Congress-ruled states, however, other states are open to accept it or not. Some of the secret sources are indicating that Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dixit has already ordered 100 huge containers of onions to bring down the anger of aam aadmi on her administrative abilities.

Economic experts like Baritya Ben said extending Chinese hand at this crucial period when Indian vegetable markets is struggling with onion prices is truly commendable and he personally appealed everyone to welcome the first container with big garlands.

Some of the stock brokers from Mumbai have already leaked this information to their clients and encouraging them to get involved in this onion trade that will help them to expand their business in Chinese mainland in future.

Everything was going fine until a scientist from Gujarath said the Chinese onions will have some plastic elements. Reacting to this sharply, Congress people said Gujarathi people are always blaming Congress whenever they want to do some good to common man or in the interest of nation.

Social media people who are following this onion deal closely have successfully contacted the Chinese businessman on Skype. In this interaction, the Chinese businessman honestly accepted about the plastic content, but also said this is permissible in India and it does not harm Indians consumers because their eating habits have changed a lot in the last 10 years where they are eating some western junk food without any trouble or hygiene problems.

The Chinese businessman also proudly said that while cutting these onions people will not get any tears from their eyes.

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