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Wednesday 14 August 2013

Seemandhra Software-JAC Plans World Tour To Stall Telangana Process




Following several failed attempts by Seemandhra politicians to stall the declared Telangana state formation process on 30 July 2013 by UPA coalition partners after endorsing the Telangana demand or putting any reasonable pressure on Prime Minister Mr. Man Mohan Singh and honorable President Mr. Pranab Mukarjee, some of the highly intellectual Seemandhra software employees become more concerned about their half-yearly and annual appraisals in the Hi-tech City and its status in the to be formed Telangana state where Hyderabad will be its permanent capital.

After series of square-table discussions at Kukatpally, Ameerpet and Vanasthalipuram in the last 10 days with their colleagues all the new and old software employees decided to undertake a lengthy World Tour (WT) covering all major and minor countries wherever Indian Embassy is present to garner the full support from global leaders and country presidents in putting air-tight pressure on Indian government to maintain the status quo on Andhra Pradesh state.

Before chalking out the complete WT plan, initially they decided to form Seemandhra Software Engineers-Joint Action Committee (SSWE-JAC) to lead the movement forward and to monitor every minute proceeding from a newly constructed apartment that is near to the residence of Telugu Desam Party (TDP) president Chandra Babu Naidu, whom they adore like Hi-tech-God.

To suit their office terminology, SSWE-JAC adopted a new nomenclature where chairman will be called as WT-Project Manager, WT-Team lead, WT-Associates, WT-Executives and so on, keeping in mind that this will help them in understanding and hiding their actual strategy from ordinary politicians who may hijack their idea as they do regularly.

Once this news spread in Seemandhra like some Trojan virus people from across the 13 districts started believing in this mind-boggling idea and kept their hopes high on united Andhra Pradesh and also on everyone’s beloved Hyderabad city.

As SSWE-JAC is busy in preparing the required power-point slides and Help documentation of WT project, one of the newly recruited software guy who came from Vijayawada to Hyderabad just three months ago started lobbying strongly with WT-Project Manager to reserve his place in the WT project which will allow him to go abroad fulfilling his childhood dream.

The credentials of this Vijayawada guy are really impressive. He proudly boasts about his participation in the 2009 united Andhra Pradesh agitation that happened under the able-leadership of Congress MP Lagadapati Raj Gopal. His role in that agitation was to supply food packets and juice bottles to hunger-strike participants and escape from the eyes of spy cameras and TV channels crew, which he did successfully.

According to the internal reports, this WT-project work is in the final stage. The list of countries to be visited will be starting from Pakistan, because they want to study deep about the Pakistani life before they go further. The idea behind touring Pakistan was emerged after YSR CP President YS Jagan’s sister Sharmila’s comments on Hyderabad in the state of Telangana.

As per some of the leaked WT-project document, the countries to be toured in the first round are Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Srilanka, Oman, Syria, Bahrain, Qatar, Iran, Iraq, United Arab Emirates, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Indonesia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Lebanon, Malaysia, Mongolia, Philippines, Saudi Arabia, Thailand, Turkmenistan, Yemen.

The leaked document also says that the inputs taken from first round of WT tour will be studied under final project report for all professional/PG students. There are also rumors that the second phase tour of the WT team will be expanded to accommodate more different kind of tones to help them in strengthening their voice of united Andhra Pradesh on various platforms across the European countries like in Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Finland, Greece, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Vatican City.

In the final phase of this WT-project, WT-PM and its HR team intends to conduct a survey in all 13 districts of Seemandhra to know the ground-zero report whether to bring top political leadership of Seemandhra like Chandra Babu Naidu, YS Jagan Mohan Reddy, Laxmi Parvathi, JP, Raghavulu, Kiran Reddy, Lagadapati, Botsa, Hari Krishna, Balayya, Chiranjeevi in the touring team.

The countries to be toured under this banner in last phase are likely to be Australia, Japan, China, South Korea, UK, Canada, South Africa, France, Denmark, Italy, Brazil, Russia and ends with United States of America. However, it is predicted that the importance country may change as things move ahead.

After much speculation, the last and crucial part of this WT-project like others is searching for financial sponsors who can donate their money towards this project code-named as “Sacred Mission of Seemandhra”. Managers of this team are said to be approaching Tollywood film stars, real estate businessmen, irrigation, road, rail project contractors, mining mafia, power plant project contractor’s, material exporters and many more big shots.

Surprisingly in this financial drive, one of the newly installed curry point vendor has donated a huge amount towards this WT-project as anonymous.

The duration of this big WT-project is unknown similar to the Antony committee which was set up by UPA to listen only concerns of Congress party cadre on formation of Telangana, but architects of this WT project will meet every politically influential person of their visiting country and will explain the need of United Andhra Pradesh for the unity and prosperity of world.

I wish readers to continuously follow this project update from wherever you find sources to know what is happening on Telangana issue.

Disclaimer:  The above article (unless explicitly and clearly mentioned) is a work of fiction. Readers are advised to read it in right spirit and not confuse the content with real happenings. Even if it resembles someone, it's probably just a coincidence.

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