Leaked Seemandhra Emails Okays For Telangana With Conditions

In the process of implementing the decision of forming Telangana state as 29th state of India, the Group of Ministers (GoM) invited emails from people with their opinion on the de-merger of Andhra Pradesh. 

The below are some of the leaked excerpts from the emails written to GoM by Seemandhra politicians and people. All leaders are accepting the formation of Telangana state but with some personal conditions.

Chandrababu Naidu, president of Telugu Desam Party (TDP):

Sonia Gandhi should distribute alleged black money equally among her children and stand as example. Congress should never probe or ask for any CBI or any probing authority to investigate any of Chandrababu Naidu’s alleged illegal wealth be it in Telangana and in to be formed Andhra Pradesh.

YS Jagan Mohan Reddy, President of YSR CP:

Congress should lift all the CBI and ED cases and brand him as real savior of people who is incarnation of Jesus from Vatican using Sonia Gandhi’s powerful friends.

Kiran Kumar Reddy, current Chief Minister of AP:

As promised by KCR, Telangana govt should allocate free 100 yards plot in the middle of the Ameerpet junction and be given a free hand to operate a “Curry Point” 24/7.

Jayaprakash Narayana, President of Loksatta:

Congress should put a clause where he will be permanent MLA for Kukatpally constituency in Telangana.

Botsa Satyanarayana, Congress PCC Chief:

All the liquor contracts in to be formed Andhra Pradesh should be given to his family.

Lagadapati Rajagopal, Congress MP from Vijayawada:

Congress should include a permanent clause in official Telangana Gazette that no government will probe his assets and business interests in Hyderabad as well as in newly formed Andhra Pradesh.

Parakala Prabhakar & Chalasani Srinivas, twin brothers of Seemandhra intellectual think tank:

Telangana government should respect them by bestowing a title of “Andhra’s best intellectuals”.

Ashok Babu, president of APNGO:

Promotion as honorary IAS as soon as he submits new fake post graduate certificates, in respect of his contribution in the last 70 days.

Seemandhra Common man:

Thank you for taking the belated decision of forming Telangana. 

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