The Telugu Desham Party (TDP)
chief Nara Chandrababu Naidu (CBN) has decided to call off his on-going
indefinite hunger strike in Delhi, India, as Telangana and nation completely failed
to understand his unique two children and two-eye theory on Telangana and
Seemandhra issue since December 9, 2009 to till date.
However, the innovative CBN planning
to resume the same kind of hunger strike in United States of America (USA) under
the banner of ‘Hungerstrike420’ replacing ‘Telugu Pride’ to reach all masses
and intellectuals of the world.
TDP supporters said ‘Hungerstrike420’
will speak about every issue concerned with Seemandhra people living in Telangana,
and abroad unlike ‘Telugu Pride’ which is only linked with Seemandhra concerns on
Godhavari, Krishna rivers and Hyderabad city.
Under the ‘Hungerstrike420’ program
people will watch only CBN’s CM tenure that consists of numerous recorded shows
and speeches without eating anything.
CBN’s NRI and Seemandhra well
wishers say one of the main reasons for undertaking this ‘Hungerstrike420’ is to
bring awareness about the Seemandhra issue at international level and convert every
sympathizer to TDP cadre and voter.
Supporters are completely
convinced that this unique program will bring the old glory to CBN. They added
that “Hunger strike” is synonyms and popular as it is patented M.K. Gandhi’s
style of demanding things and 420 stands for birth day of their leader i.e.
April, 20.
Ultra intellectuals from TDP strongly
believes that through ‘hungerstrike420’ program all American citizens
especially NRI’s primarily belonging to Seemandhra, Microsoft founder Bill
Gates, former US President Bill Clinton, ex-British PM Tony Blair and World
Bank authorities will definitely understand and support CBN’s visionary
‘Hungerstrike420’ program elevating CBN stature from nation to international
stage, a moment that is being awaited since 10 years by his followers.
As usual CBN’s political opponent
YS Jagan started accusing that CBN’s ‘hungerstrike420’ was prepared by same
consultancy that looks into public relations of Congress’ to be PM
contestant Rahul Gandhi and went on to
say this the evidence of Congress and TDP match fixing.
As this ‘hungerstrike420’ plans
leaked to Indian media, state and national media informed their friends working
on international stage to be alert and undergo a proper medical test especially
by psychiatric doctors before and after interviewing CBN on ‘hungerstrike420’ and
its importance for world’s safety.
In addition, Tollywood, the Telugu
film industry, top guns who recently met Narendra Modi in Hyderabad allegedly
arranged by BJP veteran leader Venkaih Naidu, have said they are planning to
shoot on CBN’s political journey from 10 December 2009 to till date which will
cover all CBN’s statements, commitment on supporting and tongue twisting
statements on formation of Telangana state. One of the producers of
‘hungerstrike420’ expects this movie will receive an Oscar award in the
political category.
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