Newly formed Congless party is
seriously finding its missing list of party workers to bring some new face to
counter Narendra Modi, who has been anointed as BJP’s Prime ministerial
candidate for next Loksabha elections.
Once this news leaked, state congless
offices were busy preparing missing list of workers especially who sell tea and
biscuits on streets. Some of the strong lobbyists of the Congless have already prepared
a list with their family members hoping high-command will consider their names
for top job of the nation.
Party internal sources say missing
party workers list will be forwarded to law wing to check for any spelling
mistakes before tabling them in congless core working committee.
In addition to this, alleged head
of social media wing Thashi Sharoor jumped into job of searching twitter and Facebook
for some lost-found congress party worker who could be probable PM candidate with
experience of visiting remote villages in Uttar Pradesh.
Loyal Congless party members are insisting
that party should insert name of their president’s son Roul Baba secretly into missing
list and pick him before announcing PM candidate for upcoming 2014 Loksabha
elections in keeping party cadre’s mood and interest.
One of the old and loyal congless
party workers admitted that they have already undertaken a signature campaign
of 100 parliamentarians and wrote a letter to some country head about this
unique idea on picking their PM candidate, but failed to remember the name of
that country to which they have sent that list.
Benuka Chowdhary, being one of
the top orators of Congless party, is trying her best to avoid this inner
crisis in the party by saying anointing Narendra Modi as PM candidate is the
conspiracy of Pakistan and US also Rajnath Singh’s note was prepared by some
Oxford English professor.
Media tried to contact Congless
party’s original spokesperson Gigdijaya Singh to validate this news, but they
were informed that Giggy is seriously in practice of saying “Kulja Sim Sim” to open
any locked press conference rooms to avoid future embarrassments by his own
party cadre.
After all “Nation Wants to Know”
whether Congless party has its own probable’s list of PM candidates or not, as
Roul Baba did not show any interest in tasting the poison after her mother’s
advice.
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