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Saturday 7 December 2013

RGV Plans New Hollywood Movie To Protest Against Telangana


Ram Gopal Varma, Seemandhra’s proud son and film maker, planning to make a new Hollywood movie hinted to inspire Americans to break the boundaries of 50 states and come under the banner of United State of America, in protest against forming Telangana as 29th state of India.

RGV candidly admits this untitled movie script was in mind since formation of Telangana Rastra Samithi in 2001, but failed to bring onto sets due to his busy schedule of crime and horror movies, however happy as the time arrived to build his dream project and show his movie making skills on world platform.

Closed circuit of Varma convinced movie based on ‘unity is strength’ will break all-time records of Hollywood and will force Steven Spielberg, James Cameroon, Danny Boyle, Ang Lee and other industry professionals to stand in queue for him, bringing more stars  to his badge of best/worst film director.

Fans of RGV confirmed this leaked reports following his tweet on New York and New Jersey yesterday linking to Telangana issue.

Reports say the first frame of the movie shows landing of a young politician from Seemandhra in USA with ‘unity is strength’ dialogue, marking RGV psychotic camera angles style irrelevant to story and plot.

This young politician inspires and gathers all the Seemandhra settlers to New York and holds a democratic protest in front of ‘White House’ and succeeds in convincing president Barack Obama to sign a law that breaks the boundaries of 50 states of America.

Sources reveal TDP president Chandrababu Naidu, Loksatta chief Jayaprakash Narayana, YS Jagan Mohan Reddy, RGV’s close college mate Congress MP Lagadapati Rajagopal, Undavalli Arun, CM Kiran Kumar Reddy, Chiranjeevi will all get a chance in this dream project and gives the probably the best exposure on international politics and importance of unity is strength, a patented slogan of Seemandhra people to US citizens and law makers.

The story line of the movie is open but curious movie lovers waiting to watch sophisticated visual storytelling and Varma’s silver screen performance.

As a surprise to Indian film industry, RGV decided to act in lead role after a futile attempt in finding the worst possible cast on the face of the Seemandhra and Tollywood.


Disclaimer: The above article (unless explicitly and clearly mentioned) is a work of fiction. Readers are advised to read it in right spirit and not confuse the content with real happenings. Even if it resembles someone, it's probably just a coincidence.

2 comments:

  1. It would be more appropriate to show all the above mentioned characters of Seemandhra as HIZRAS.and in such case the movie will be box office hit.

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  2. For a second I thought, RGV has gone mad and believed your reporting! Ha, Ha! I can imagine RGV in front of whiltehouse waiting for Godot!

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