GoM Recommends Building Asia’s Biggest Mental Hospital In Seemandhra

The Congress Group of Ministers (GoM) have unanimously recommended to build Asia’s biggest mental hospital in Vijayawada, Seemandhra’s future capital, to Indian Government, after scrutinizing every detailed letter submitted by politicians on demerger of Andhra Pradesh state into Seemandhra and Telangana.

Primarily this 110 storied mental hospital, with over 10,000 bed capacity, will focus on politicians and people who have undergone major changes in behavior since December 9, 2009, a day which is remembered in the chronicles of Andhra Pradesh forever.

The highly educated neuropsychiatry doctors will treat all mental and neurological disorders associated with disabilities like asking questions of how many children you have, singing equal justice songs, trying to break coconuts into two equal halves, claiming others property as theirs, demanding to legitimize every encroached land and buildings.

As a gesture of unity in Seemandhra politicians, Telugu Desam Party and YSR CP will jointly run a round-the-clock helpline to help people suffering from mental sicknesses since July 30, 2013.

This hospital will have separate ward for people who fear for security being at home comfortably, eating grass, carrying cylinders, eating Disorders (tasting animal feathers), sleeping in graveyard/road as protesting methods, unnecessary depression by relating irrelevant incidents, disagreeing with natures and its behavior.

APNGO’s president Ashok Babu demanded a separate block for the Seemandhra employees, in his letter, which was agreed by GoM immediately in fear of sudden strike in the state.

As part of initiating world class infrastructure in Seemandhra capital, this building has been considered as need of the hour. The contract is likely to be given to L&T who have promised a token building for Congress in Seemandhra capital to run its political affairs.

GoM credits Congress MP’s Lagadapati Raja Gopal, Chiranjeevi, KVP Ramchandra Rao and TG Venkatesh for strongly lobbying with Delhi in getting Asia’s Biggest Mental Hospital in Seemandhra. 

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